Kindergartener or Hipster?

How do you know if you're dealing with a Kindergartener or a hipster? It's surprisingly tricky because they're a lot more similar than you might think.

They both:

• don't care if their clothes match
• enjoy things because other people dislike them
• think they are experts
• whine
• wear funny hats
• ride bikes with baskets on the front
• like coffee (or is that just my Kindergartener?)

So, how do you tell the difference?

Hipsters are taller.